He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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