her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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