your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I bet he comes in French.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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