I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
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