that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Randomize
