I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
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