If i come over, it means nothing
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
