is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
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