I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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