If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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