The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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