I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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