do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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