I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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