I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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