Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Randomize