Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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