I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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