You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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