I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
where are my eyebrows?
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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