Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
So much rum. So many feels.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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