the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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