Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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