Hey man sorry I got all grabby
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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