arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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