did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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