I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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