but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I deserve this hangover.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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