That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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