Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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