You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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