i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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