Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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