do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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