There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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