Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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