and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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