called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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