sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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