We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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