Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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