I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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