Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
My pussy is not your playground.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
did you just send me my own nude
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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