i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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