the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I was not drunk enough for that final.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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