how can u be prego again
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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