69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
So much Jack, so little girl.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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