i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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