I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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