Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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